What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash!
Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother...
Sudden Lee!
Tried to peel a pomegranate.
Took me Anaar!
Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
I am not telling you. You might spread it!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
Pappu: Brochure!
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert!
People say being a waiter is a bad job. ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!"