What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A Barbercue!
What do you call a ghost chicken?
A poultry-geist!
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan!
What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker!
Christmas Special:
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas!
Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?
Pupils, they dilate!
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The Wurst Kase scenario!
When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?