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Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!

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Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...
Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!

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Sindhu shall surely win gold.
Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!

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Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:
Italian Squad: Georgio Armani
US Squad: Nike
Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh

Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!

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If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!

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The first Olympic sailing result is just in.
England have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat!

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Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..
Final match waise bhi black & white hoga
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England & west indies

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Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!

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Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.
Wife: What happened to the old one?
Golfer: I got a hole in one!

I get a kick out of a game Bridge - I sit opposite my wife!