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Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them!

India-Australia Cricket Test Series:
India lost the 1st test under Kohli in 5 days. Dhoni lost it within 4 days. It simply shows that...
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experience matters!

I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!

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Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!

Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"
Scolari: Oh my God! One more?

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Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!

What a coincidence!
The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
F & G: France vs Germany

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Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!

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FIFA World Cup 2014:
Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!

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FIFA World Cup 2014:
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!