FIFA WC 2014:
Spain, what a harakiri?
1st match - We were hoping you'd at least go Dutch.
Then we thought you'd eat up Chile.
Sigh. Now go, kick some Aus!
OK!
The old quarrel between North and South has spread out to include East and West, and is now called "Contract Bridge"!
Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to make the green and then end up in the hole!
Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work - trapped in one bad lie after another!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins.
Have a relaxing Sunday!
Golfer: Absolutely shocking! I've never played so badly before.
Caddie: Oh! You have played before then!
Golfer far off in the rough, "Say caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?"
Caddy: It isn't a watch, Sir; It's a compass!
A handicapped golfer is a man who plays golf with his wife!
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game!
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.