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Look at the irony of life:
Aamir Khan has to take off his clothes to act in Bollywood;
And Sunny Leone has to wear clothes to act in Bollywood!

The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!

A towel can make your career.
~ Ranbeer Kapoor
A towel can destroy your career.
~ Sreesanth
You can make your career without a towel.
~ Sunny Leone

Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!

____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
__________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
__________||______ and this is YOU!

Positive thought of the day: Whenever in life you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman!

Dating Sunny Leone must be like visiting Taj Mahal. One has possibly seen pictures from all angles already available on the Internet!

Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India the way Ekta Kapoor does.

She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!

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The Dick Song at different ages:
15-18: Pehla Nasha
18-30: Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
30-40: Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham
40-55: Kal Ho Na Ho... 55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...

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Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in "Jism 2" is like appearing for 5th class exam after having completed schooling!