Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!
Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married!
Today they said, "Wear a mask while driving alone."
Tomorrow they will say, "Wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!"
The UK asked a few happy customers of Pfizer. They were already satisfied using Viagra.
This is how Pfizer got COVID vaccine approval!
It seems the whole of America has come to a standstill in choosing their next President.
Medically, this condition is called Electile Dysfunction. Two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected!
HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya.
COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya.
Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai!
Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, "Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo"! #PunjabLockdown
Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.
Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai!
Masks are going to be just like condoms.
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!