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A fan updated Brazil vs Croatia score
3 BRA - 1 CR
Alia Bhatt commented: Very expensive!

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In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.
Even though she had Saif sex!

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As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
"Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!

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Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie!

DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
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DJ: Gaana Toh Bata, Maa Ki Laawri!

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#PornBan:
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!

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Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!

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In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!

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One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".
Damn confusing?

Pehle "Mary Kom" movie ka Title bhi "Bhag Milka Bhag" ki Tarah hi Rakha tha.
Par jab unhone Title ko Dobara Pada to Fir to Badalna hi Pada:
"Maar Mary Maar`!