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The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!

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As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!

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Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
Hila-ry Thi

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A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!"

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Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
Husband: OK!

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Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,






I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead!

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I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!

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He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!

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What is mutual understanding?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi!

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Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!