Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
What a waste of money!
Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!
Paradoxical:
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.
CO: Gaya Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Keeta Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si!
There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
Karma is like 69:
You get what you give!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?
Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!
Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!