Masks are apparently the new bra.
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?
You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
#Covid-19 #Coronavirus
Corona Virus Stages in India:
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
All those people resorting to panic buying:
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!
Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."
Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!