Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
#AssemblyElections2018
When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
Sec 497 - Vice is ok
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
Gay-sex, not a crime!
Adultery, not a crime !!
The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.
Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"
A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing
Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
#Sec497
Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
And then the Lordship said:
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
#Section377
It's 2018 ladies.
Treat your man right or another man will!
'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
India's love for the USA has reached its pinnacle.
Rupee touches 69 to Dollar!