Mother-in-Law: Ab To 2 Se 3 Ho Jao.
Daughter-in-law: Threesome Ke Liye Aap Ka Beta Nahi Maanega!
Apni Girlfriend Ka Mood Janane Ke Liye Ek Dabaye.
Mood Achha Ho To Dono Dabaye!
Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
Jeans Ka Dukh Aur Pyajame Ka Sukh...
Gaand Mein Khujli Ke Waqt Hi Pata Chalta Hai!
What do you call a devotee of porn?
CumBhakt!
Heads up bro...
When a Bengali girl says
Agar Waqt Ungli Karna Band Kar De To Khush Mat Hona...
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Bamboo Lene Geya Ho!