The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
You can be a Doctor and save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;
or
Remain a Fucker and create lives!
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
A good woman will make you a sandwich.
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
Behind every great woman is her bum.