Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
Save a Life:
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!
I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"!
I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!
Sex is performed by:
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!