An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."
An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said: I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.