Clean Jokes

Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work! But one evening...

As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed...

I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl `Anita Rao`. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too...

Joe finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching...

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...

A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. "Well son," he says, "food passes down the...

Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have humbly...

Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be $5, please...

A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a mini skirt and halter top. The old man was visibly upset...

The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state...