Clean Jokes

Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Hain Mumbai Se. Pati: Hain!!! Hamare Damad Ke Aane...

A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"
And the master patiently answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen...

A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman...

Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true..

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign...

1. Eco Sports Mein 6 Airbags Hain Aur Ye Baat Itihaas Mein Likh Di Gayi Hai.
2. Airtel App Mein Sab Hai. Sab Kuch.
3. ICC CT Mein Dhoni Ne Sirf...

A man takes his seat at IND vs PAK match. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between him & the guy next. MAN: Who would ever miss IND vs PAK match...

Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up. One commented to the other...

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife...

An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress. She asked...