Clean Jokes

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames"
"Here...

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with...

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember...

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-tim...

A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
"But I already paid you. Don`t you remember?" says the customer.
"OK," says the bartender...

I am a common man of this country, I have been married for 24 years and my 25th anniversary is coming up shortly. I had planned to take my wife out for a special anniversary dinner...

Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".
Student: How is this anything to do with quality?
Lecturer: Tell me why did Sita...

Suzanne was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"
She replied, "I really...

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that...

Scene: A court room where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client...