Clean Jokes

The man was immaculately dressed. Fitted out more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay dressed in black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead...

WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI. It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai, Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana. Ransomware Lunch Break Ke...

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head...

Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job...

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe`s place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and...

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete... So I looked around my house to see things...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained...

I asked my friend`s son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of his parents, liberal leftists, were standing there, so I asked him, "If you were PM...

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something...

A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbour. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbour...