Clean Jokes

Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One attorney said to the other, "Mary is so young and...

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered...

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It`s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn`t have enough bowls to do that, so I...

Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne Kaha: Aapko Pakka Yakeen Hai Na Ki Aapki...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I`ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...

Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh Sahab Ke Saath Apne Kamre Mein...

Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink more plain water. Don`t drive when going out...

Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well, it`s a family secret...

There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded....

After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they`ll kill us...