Clean Jokes

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy...

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A trucker stopped at a local Denny`s restaurant and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The new blonde waitress didn`t...

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer...

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good...

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they`re free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks...

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet...

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking...

According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine...

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...