Clean Jokes

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer...

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good...

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they`re free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks...

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet...

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking...

According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine...

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...

Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale...

Wife was in the ICU. The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best but can`t guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma...

A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised. "If you have a product to sell...