Honeymoon Trip
On a visit to my wife`s native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London`s Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British-passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners...
The Loyalty Oath
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died. Until then, she`d never even been out of the country. So she began by...
Pilot Recruitment
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and...
Milk Bath
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant...
Getting a Haircut
Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy looking?
Woman1: Oh God no! No, it`s...
Irish Eye Test
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card...
A Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair....
The Happiest Day
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry...
X-mas Driving WARNING
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had...
True Management Guru
An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...