Wood Eye!
A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wooden eye and doesn`t make an effort to ask out any of the girls...
It's Payback Time
I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and he asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told him make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras...
Lawyers and Alligators
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don`t understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We`re the same age, we were the same size as kids...
Who's The Boss?
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where...
Wedding Gift!!!
Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but...
The Unwilling Witch
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry...
Naming The Baby
When Little Johnny`s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of his parents` private conversations...
Christmas Rum Cake
Ok I`ve had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I`m not gonna type again, one last time!!!
Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake: Ingredients...
The Innocent Wife !
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?"
"We`ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambient...
Can't Find It...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask...