Clean Jokes

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife...

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life...

Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill hadn`t been paid, told the accounts manager to...

A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat pocket and realized his car keys were missing. He looked around...

Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that was troubling him, but Dave didn`t want to talk about it...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied...

A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other...

A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....

A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter...

Two mothers were talking about their sons.
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as looked at a woman in over two years...