Taking Things Too Literally
One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog. Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The billionaire screamed at the killer, "Why did you do that...
Break Up Letter
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great..
Wife on Vacations!
I am going to My Mom`s Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you...No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa...
Subedar Santa
A Corps Commander was once visiting an Artillery Regiment of the Corps Arty Bde. A week before D-day, the CO held a special Sainik Sammelan and told everyone that the General was fond of asking questions...
The Whistler
One day in a well known university, a senior professor started his class on a very serious topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked...
Whisky for Constipation
A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of whisky. The owner is shocked, "I`m sorry, Sister, but I`m a good church-going man. I simply can`t sell liquor to a nun."
The nun blushes a little...
Second Innings....
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn`t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit...
It's Snack Time!
A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said, "Daddy, Daddy...
Debt Crisis
It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.
"You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it`s due tomorrow...
Time For Revenge!
Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam...