God's Getting Better
A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she...
Shradhanjali Sandesh
Condolence in future will be like this... Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha, Hamesha Online Rehta Tha, Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha, Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di...
Cooking Tips for Ladies
While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown....
An Interfaith Miracle!
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came...
Beer Troubleshooting
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control...
Do You Have The Time?
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would...
Horsing Around
A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper...
Turning Into a Horse
A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor`s office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I`m turning into a horse!"
The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I`m sure you may have some problem, but I assure you...
Sahara Forest!
A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny Canadian guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. "Give me a chance...
Alia Bhatt Hails Rio Heroes
After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho!