The Last Supper Bill
A Jew applied for an audience with the Pope. After insistently waiting for three days and refusing to budge, he was finally granted one. "Your Holiness, I come from a long line of cooks," said the Jew...
Paranoid Personality Disorder
A man was lying on the psychiatrist`s couch as his therapist addressed him. "Well, Jim. I`m pleased to announce that this will be our final session. I believe that you finally are cured of your paranoia...
Emergency Landing
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep...
My Wife Knows Everything
A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tyre alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he`d wiped off sweat...
Why He Cheated
A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there`s a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decided to go there to consult...
Memorial Stone
Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam`s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said, "Well, I`m sure Sam would be pleased...
Attack or Retreat?
Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe...
Faith Healing
I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor...
The Veterinarian-Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve...
Mouse Holes
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I`ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."
"I had the same thing man," his friend say...