Do You Drink Beer?
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking...
Death in Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so...
Flight Attendant
A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for? Hoping to get her attention he...
Unused Condoms
Group of army officers were sent to another town for training camp. Before leaving the rest of them decided to pull a fast one on one of the officer. They put a pack of condoms in his bag without him noticing it. When he...
How to Pay Attention
The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he asked the Students...
Men Will be Men
The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with...
Shit Hit The Fan
Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded...
Relationship Workshop
A workshop was done on women`s relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands. Top 10 replies from husbands are: 1. Are you alright? Feeling sick or something? Should I...
Running Out Of Gas!
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day...
Wine Wisdom
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...