Cooking Tips for Ladies
While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown....
An Interfaith Miracle!
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came...
Beer Troubleshooting
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control...
Do You Have The Time?
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would...
Horsing Around
A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper...
Turning Into a Horse
A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor`s office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I`m turning into a horse!"
The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I`m sure you may have some problem, but I assure you...
Sahara Forest!
A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny Canadian guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. "Give me a chance...
Alia Bhatt Hails Rio Heroes
After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho!
Smarter than Einstien
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister`s hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, "Thanks for the message...
What's Starvation?
Little Johnny`s teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board. Sue went first, she drew a round circle...