Clean Jokes

When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite, and own the right...

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late..

A blonde girl wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair died brown. Eager to show the world her newly acquired intelligence, she goes on a walk and meets...

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over...

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`. He opened the first page which said: To start the engine, press...

A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD...

Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate Hain.
Doctor: Kab Aate Hain Yeh Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar...

Ask a Bong about life in general, and he would break into a sentimental rhapsody: In nineteen sebenty phibe, howen I owaas seben eaars old, I owaas chased by a beeg stray dog, and I litarally ran across...

With the bad food, the dogs in the image are badly trained and even tried to do some bad things to their owner. When old Mr. O`Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O`Leary called the undertaker...

There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let`s have...