Choosing The Right Dress
A man and his wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife. After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25. Out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose...
Any Objections?
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence...
The Good Bishop
The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...
Strange Back Pain
Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon... Phir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar...
Queen Elizabeth & Obama
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to...
Counter Proverbs
Newton`s third law: Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction. So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal & opposite proverb.
Actions speak louder than words. vs The pen is mightier...
Man United vs Arsenal
Wife: Honey Which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United.
Wife : Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal.
Husband: That`s a good team...
Engineer vs Surgeon
An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back...
Kutta Mar Gaya!
Ek Baar Ek Neta Ji Gaanv Mein Sabha Karne Ja Rahe The Lekin Gaanv Se Pehle Hi Unki Car Ke Neeche Ek Kutta Aa Gaya Aur Mar Gaya. Accident Ki Wajah Se Car Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi. Neta Ji Ne Driver Ko Madad Laane Ke Liye...
The Gold Urinal
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands...