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Competitive Salary - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join Our Fast-Paced Company - We have no time to train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere...
Noise Abatement!
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure.
The weather in New York finally...
The Wire Brush Treatment
An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What`s your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?
Five minutes with the wire brush...
Helping Hand
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today...
Door-to-Door Campaign
Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighbourhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. She greeted them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time to waste...
Doctor's Wife
Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Baith Gaya Tha... Bahut Koshish Ke Baad Bhi Kuch Araam Nahi Mila. Raat Ke Do Baje Jab Takleef Kaafi Bad Gayi Tah Tang Aakar Vo Apni Biwi Se Bola: Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai Ke Kya...
Grandmas' Name
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first....
Olympic Athletes
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend...
Bigger Chicken Breasts
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher....
You're Going to Die!
A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?
The Guide Said No To All The Questions. The Tourist Then Said: Idiot You Will Die Of Illiteracy...