Clean Jokes

Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Pappu replied, "Actually, I`ve found many women I wanted to...

Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you`re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry...

Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
Girlfriend: Lekin Din Bhar..

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day...

Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai To Santa Dauda Dauda Hospital Jaata Hai Apna Khoon Daan Karke Aa Jata Hai. Theek Hone Ke Baad Padosan Santa Ka Shukriya Karne...

A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid him a visit and asked...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog`s parents never visit..

A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."
Light on her feet, the hostess...

Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Doctor Ne Achchi Tarah Se Checkup Kiya Aur Patni Ko Samjhate Hue Bola...

A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a QUALITY issue...