Funny Travel Complaints
1. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
2. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that...
Life is Difficult
Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo... drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was...
Sweeper at Microsoft
A jobless man applied for the job of "Sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I`ll send you the forms to...
A Kick Under The Table!
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave...
Biggest Lies!
Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs...
Moh, Lobh Aur Swarth
Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste...
Revenge is Sweet!
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
Baat Ek Andaaz Anek
Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.
Iqbal: Masjid Khudaa Kaa Ghar Hai, Koi Peene Ki Jagah Nahi, Kaafir Ke Dil Me Jaa, Wahaan...
Never Be Late!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
Less I Drink...
A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five. As he finished the last one...