Clean Jokes

Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shauk Se Gayi...

Trump`s first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI.
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately.
CIA: We can`t do that. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi...

Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?
Modi: I`m good Barack. How are you doing?
Obama: I`m absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
Modi: Not sure... but probably in Punjab or...

Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?
Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan...

One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes...

Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.
JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...

Banta went to the doctor with a swollen foot. After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill.
"I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor said. The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually ...

Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi. 1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Ke Sab Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain.
Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua...

Pappu Apne Papa Santa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai: Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.
Santa: Na Beta, I'm Very Busy.
Pappu: Papa, Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke...

Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna...