Clean Jokes

6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell did I propose?
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress...

A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door she see`s her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn`t noticed her yet so she slowly and quietly walks up to him. The new father is just...

There was a party, and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn`t know how to tell which ones were...

Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he`s fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat...

Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off....

A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks...

Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint...

No train from India to Bangladesh - Didi disappointed.
No special bogies in every train for Dharna - Kejriwal disappointed.
No reservation on the grounds of caste in the bogies...

By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me, you`ll understand. The following is a telephonic exchange between...

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first...