Never Annoy Your Barber
Manglu: Apne Pasandeeda Hair Cuting Salon Mein Shave Karwaane Pahuncha. Shave Karwate Samaye Uska Dhyaan Baaju Waali Khali Kursi Par Gaya Toh Usne Naai Se Puchcha Kya Baat Hai Bhai Aaj Tera Partner...
A Horrible Way to Die
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well... he was on his way over to my house the other day and...
A Dinner Date
Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ka Khaana Achcha...
Cutting Angle
Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I`ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
"Why, that`s right!" said the second man in surprise.
"And I`ll bet you were...
Compulsive Disorder
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the bartender`s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping...
Best Friend?
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, "Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same...
Banta Ka Affair
Ek Baar Banta Apni Premika K Saath Park Mein Bahon Mein Bahein Daalkar Baitha Hua Tha Aur Badi Hi Romantic Aur Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Wahan Ek Policewala Aaya Aur Banta Se Bola: Aapko...
Wooden Spoons
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Now don`t forget to use wooden spoons." As I stirred...
How to Insult Politely
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first...
Points To Ponder!
1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop...