Clean Jokes

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife`s annoyance. "You`ll fart your guts out...

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the...

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don`t have to wait as long to get our coffee....

1. 8 Eenton (Bricks) Ki Wicket Hogi.
2. First Ball Try Hogi.
3. Batting Team Umpiring Karegi.
4. Ball Deewar Ko Direct Lagi Toh Six Aur Direct Baahar Gayi...

Soon after getting freedom from British rule in 1947, the de-facto prime minister of India, Jawahar Lal Nehru called a meeting of senior Army Officers to select the first General of the Indian army. Nehru proposed...

Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya. Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho Jaye Isliye Jab Bhi Vo Aur Uske Bete Khana Khaate Toh Roti Ko...

A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to...

Working at the post office, I`m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What`s the trouble?"
"I went out this morning," she...

Saudi Arabia is banning chess, calling it Haram. Reasons are:
1. Queen doesn`t wear burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever it wants...