Not Again!!!
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading...
Play Your Age
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gent next to her, trying to calm her...
Medical Students
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, "I`m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that...
So, Who's The Boss ?
At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all. The lady Officer didn`t like the way he ordered and his attitude. But finally she agreed for a joke. See what she said....
Wooden Eye!
Dobbins lost his eye in an accident and couldn`t afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house. Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to...
Your Job Sucks?
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...
Clever Signages
A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologist`s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix...
Age Matters!!!
A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the waitresses there were pretty. Ten years later, at age 50...
Dhongi Baba and Pappu
Pappu Ko Apne Khet Mein Tubewell Lagwana Tha Per Usko Smajh Nahin Aa Raha Tha Ki Kahan Lagwaye. Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Baba Ji Gujre. Pappu Ne Socha Ki Kyun Na Baba Ji Se Pucha Jaaye. Baba Ji Saare...
Thousand Salutes!
A youngster got posted to FM Sam Maneckshaw`s unit when Sam was the CO. This youngster was on his rounds when one of the riflemen did not notice him and missed saluting him. The youngster got cheesed...