Clean Jokes

Yeshiva University decided to field a rowing team. Unfortunately, they lose race after race. Even though they practice and practice for hours everyday, they never manage to come in any better than dead last...

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They're immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves...

A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why do they guard it. "We don`t know. The last commander told us...

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
2. Mayawati ctrls+all+dalits.
3. What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw?>
"Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap..

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship...

Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem rider. One passenger, for instance, seemed irritated...

This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that`s in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in before they get out. If they get out before they get in, they come in, but...

Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl?
A: Gucci... Gucci... Gucci...
Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse?
A: Oh Teri Fendi...

A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment. Vintage film fan and part time...

A man`s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, "Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that...