Banta in a 5 Star Hotel
Apna Banta Pehli Baar Ek 5 Star Hotel Mein Gaya. Jhijhakte Hue Usne Chai Ka Order De Diya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ek Well Dressed Aur Smart Sa Waiter Ek Kettle Mein Garam Pani, Ek Kettle Mein Garam Doodh...
Hindi Punsters!
A brilliant set of Hindi puns:
Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.
Classification of Words
How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?
Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Handkerchief, Kerchief...
Lawyers Don't Lie
A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end forthe home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children...
If I Had Married Him
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn`t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked...
The Practical People
A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor...
Taming The Lion
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I`m going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That`s crazy, you don`t know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do...
Simple Home Remedies
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using...
Jhoota Kahin Ka
Ek Aadmi Jhoot Bolne Ki Wajah Se Kaafi Mashhoor Ho Gaya. Ek Din Vo Kisi Dusre Shaher Me Chala Gaya. Ek Assi Saal Ki Budhi Aurat Ko Pata Chala Toh Darti Hui Aayi Aur Boli: Beta, Tum Hi Duniya Ke Sabse Jhoote...
An Angry Mom
Ek Baar Ek Aurat Haath Mein Hathoda Liya Apne Bete Ke School Mein Pahunchi Aur Chaprasi Se Puchne Lagi: Gupta Madam Ki Class Kaun Si Hai?
Haath Mein Hathoda Dekhkar Chaprasi Ne Darte Hua Pucha...