Clean Jokes

The other day I visited my local superstore. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the pharmacist`s counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both...

The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you have...

An old woman walked up and tied her mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whisky...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she...

Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kaafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi. Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Kiss Ke Liye Razi Hui. Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte Hain. Ladki: Ye Kaisi Game...

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking...

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set...
Concept: Make in India !
Say `Modi` ....`Modi` ...

One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting, overlooking the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, "Hey, let`s play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let`s just look...

There was a family with one kid, Suzie. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of Suzie, who just turned three. Someone had given her a little tea set as a birthday gift and it was one of her favorite toys...

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review...