Clean Jokes

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am being chased by a vampire...

Ek Baar Tommy Naam Ka Kutta Apne Relatives Se Milne Shehar Chala Gaya. Tommy Se Milkar Sab Bade Khush Hue. Sabne Decide Kiya Ki Tommy Ko Shehar Dikhaya Jaaye. Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kutton Ka Jhund Tommy...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman`s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn`t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered...

Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat. Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."
Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news...

In London, a customer asked: Do you have Sarso Ka Tel ?
The shopkeeper: Are you an Indian?
The guy (clearly offended): Yes I am! But let me ask you something, if I had asked for...

A hillbilly walked into an attorney`s office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: May I help you?
Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces.
Attorney: Well, do you have any...

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators. The crusty old-timer Captain is breaking in a brand new navigator. The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out...

A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can`t keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest....

A blonde hadn`t been to church for many many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly show up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at...

A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , "I love you!"
Man placed his hand on her head, "This love and infatuation all are nothing. Go back to your home and study hard so that you can...