Good News, Bad News
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I`ve got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first...
The Oldest Member!
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our...
Birthday Gift
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little...
A Management Lesson
Once there was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.
One of the ministers once gave
Condemned By a Nun
A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
As the man threw...
Embarrassing Moment
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party.
While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace...
Have faith
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock.
"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted...
Men vs Women
On being told that someone has purchased a new car, women ask what color it is. Men ask what the make and model are.
Men have no opinions whatsoever...
A Miracle In My Church!
Little Johnny goes to church on Sunday. There, he runs into the priest. The priest says: Good morning Johnny!
Johnny: Good morning, Father.
Priest: Tell me Johnny, how is your brother...
Warm Beer!!!
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to pay...