New Supermarket!
A new supermarket opened in San Antonio, Texas. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain....
A Difficult Question!
A little boy walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old son...
Aaj Kal Ke Bachche
Main Ye Sochkar TV Ke Aagey Baith Gaya Ki Aaj Ki NEWS Dekhi Jaaye. Bagal Mein Baithi Biwi Apne Daily Ke Serial Mein Kuch Is Kadar Dubi Hui Thi Ki Usko Ye Bhi Ahsaas Nahin Hua Ke Kab Main Aa Ke Uske Saath Baith Gaya...
Business is Business
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I`ll give 20 bucksto the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up...
My First Drink With My Son
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness...
I Dare You
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that...
The Talking Frog!
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn`t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again...
Shakespeare's Lesson
A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!"
His mother immediately hushed him explaining it was not polite...
Last Name!!!
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy."
"Bobby," the new guy replied...
Income Tax Raid!
Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi. Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain... Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain...