Bloody Neighbours!!!
There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn`t taxed or insured and doesn`t even have a number plate, but...
T20 Exams
Ek Baar Master Ji Apni Class Ke Bachchon Se Puchne Lage: Bachchon Jis Tarah T20 Cricket Aane Se Cricket Dekhne Ka Maza Badh Gaya Hai...Usi Tarah Tum Bhi Kuch Aisa Suggest Karo Ki Tumhaare Exams Bhi...
The Tooth Brush Salesman
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off, "I sold Girl Scout cookies...
Male or Female!!!
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom...
The Indian Lion
In the poor zoo of India, a lion was so much frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought it`s prayers were answered when one of Saudi Arabia Zoo Manager visits the zoo and requests...
New Blacksmith!
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don`t ask me a lot of questions...
From Loving Employees
To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows. Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes...
Pappu Jokes
Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Waha Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya...
The Friendly Advice
Two Pathans are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their Gujju friends gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They`ll rob you blind. Don`t you go paying them what...
Auto Refill
Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun...