Patni Ki Dhamki
Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya. Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha. Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!! Ek....
Nuns and Beer
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy...
Rahul's Election Rally
Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur-Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha...
Henpecked Husband
At a dinner party the other night my wife tried to embarrass me by telling our guests about an argument that`s been ongoing in our house hold.
"Yes," she said smugly. "He`s well trained, I have constantly reminded him to put the seat down...
A Different Father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always...
Apna Apna Tariff
Electricity Department Ke Office Ke Saamne Ek Kele Wala Thela Lagaakar Kela Bech Rahaa Tha. Jab Office Kee Chhutti Hui Toh Electricity Department Ke Ek Engineer Ne Kele Wale Se Poochha: Kele Kya Bhav Hain...
Real Friends!!!
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, `Fried Chicken.` She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful...
Hiring Asses!
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of...
Word Play
The Washington Post`s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year`s winners...