Clean Jokes

Ek Sharaabi Sadak Ke Kinaare Bahut Jyaada Peene Ke Kaaran Lagbhag Besudh Saa Pada Huaa Thaa.
Ek Bhale Aadmi Ne Uske Paas Aakar Poochha: Aakhir Itni Jyaada Peene Ki Kya Jaroorat Thee...

The preacher`s Sunday sermon was `Forgive Your Enemies.`
He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about...

Scene: A husband and wife watching an a Cricket match. After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Imran Tahir ??
Husband: No, this is Hashim Amla, Imran Tahir is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket...

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn`t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says...

Can any one say the difference between complete and finished? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London...

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the...

Ek Ghane Jungle Se Gujarti Hui Sadak Ke Kinaare Ek Gyani Guru Apne Chele Ke Saath Ek Signboard Lagaa Kar Baithe Huye The, Jis Par Likha Thaa: Thahariye... Aapka Ant Nikat Hai! Is Se Pehle Ki Bahut Der Ho...

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him...

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and...

Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na...
Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi...