New Drugs for Men
With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men`s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today`s society...
Smart Dad!
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled `DADDY IS AT HOME?` by Ngozi Okafor?
Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called `WHERE SHOULD...
Guide Dogs for the Blind
There`s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let`s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with...
Sharabiyon Ke Muhavare
Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth:
Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna.
Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna.
Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna...
Best Vacation Package!
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes...
Unfaithful Wife or Friend?
A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa`s best friend. Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back and...
Doctor vs Mechanic
An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him and said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and...
Golf Clubs!!!
A golfer is walking down to his golf course, carrying his clubs, when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge, creeps up behind the gunman and smashes it over the back of his head...
Expensive Gift!!!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
"I bought an woman`s electronic...
Credit Card Charges
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been...