Clean Jokes

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost...

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."
His friend says, "Don`t worry. Just tuck...

Ek Aadmi KoPatni Ke Saath Maarpeet Karne Ke Jurm Mein Adalat Mein Peh Kiya Gaya. Judge Ne Pati Se Puri Baat Bade Dhyaan Se Suni Aur Future Mein Doabara Aisa Na Karne Ki Warning Dekar Riha Kar Diya...

The new priest was hosting a meeting in the church of the young candidates for First Communion, with their parents. Now, this church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each of us is...

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder...

Ek Ladki Apne Kamre Mein Badi Udaas Si Baithi Thi, Tabhi Uski Ek Friend Us Se Milne Aa Gayi.
Friend: Arey Yaar, Badi Udaas Si Lag Rahi Ho, Kya Baat Hai?
Ladki: Ab Kya Bataun Tujhe, Rehne De...

Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Baith Gaya. Kaafi Koshish Karne Ke Baad Bhi Araam Nahin Mila. Raat Ko Takreeban 11-11.30 Baje Vo Apni Biwi Se Dabi Hui Awaaz Mein Dheere Se Bola: Kal Office Mein Ek Important Presentation Deni Hai Aur...

Agar Mobile INDIA Mein Bante Toh Usmein Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote...
1. Kamine Call Kar.
2. Cigarette Lete Hue Aana.
3. Teri Bhabhi Ke Saat Hun....

After watching a story of an Emperor on TV, a 6 years old kid: Mumym, Mujhe Bhi 5 wives Chahiye, Ek Jo Mere Liye Khana Banaye, Ek Mere Liye Padhai Karegi Aur Mera Homework Bhi, Ek Mere Saath Khelne Ke Liye...

Interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones.
Reporter: So how is your married life?
Mr. Husband: First of all, "married life" is an oxymoron...