Clean Jokes

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can`t find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and...

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud...

A to Z story of the Sheena Bora murder case:
A & B (a couple in Guwahati) adopt C (a girl). When C is a teenager, she is allegedly impregnated by X, who is...

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS diploma on the wall , which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same...

This was an incident which happened when Dr. Kalam was President of india. Kalam sahab was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the Rashtrapati bhawan. He could not remove the pigeons from Rashtrapati bhawan...

Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai. Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.
Santa: O Koi Baat Ni Doctor Saab, Laga Do....

There was a good looking woman who used to come to the bank.
All the guys working in the bank were always amazed to see her. All instructed the cashier to shout "Cheque Aaya Re, Cheque Aaya Re..." as soon as she enters...

Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champagne Do Kyunki Jab Mein Champagne Peeta Hun Toh...

An old man was lying on his deathbed. With only hours to live, he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen. Driven on by his favourite smell, he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed...

Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Shayyar Ho Kar, Baal Bana Kar, Kapdon Mein Perfume Laga Ke...